The Pretender

A nOrMal DaiLy LifE

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Yesterday went to Autie billie's son,Marcus, bday party. Was very fun, they are very americanised so it was great hanging out with them and chiling. We played soccer and water balloons. Had a great time! Medeline, nick and I started chasing laurence around the pool and house and grass throwing dissapearing ink at him. Stupid fool startedfishing the water balloons out of the pool and throwing it at us, got my pants and shoes soaked. Then it was time to cut the cake, marcus and his "girlfriend" blew the candles and relighted it again and blew it again, was superfunny cos his mom was like "wah, finish ur blowjob so fast ar?" LOL! Then later she kept asking the girl to kiss marcus but when the girl tried to he jumped away and hid behind his mom so cute. Oh, did i mention Marcus is 8? Nyway, soccer was superfun, kicked it all over the place, then we had goals and all.

After soccer i was tired so i went to sit with my mom, and me and auntie billie ended up chatting about the Education system in Singapore, and overseas for 2 whole hours. She is a smart lady, and i admire her, she is frank and she analyze people really well. Anyway, she told my mother to send me to overseas uni and it was wasting my time to have stayed here. SEE LA!!! TOLD MY MOM AND DAD BUT THEY NV LISTEN. But i am glad that they did not bring me earlier, i would not be prepared, and the truth is that, i would have ended up in aussie instead. Yikes. Well, it is a nice place and all, but not my cup of tea. Well, auntie billie said that i was still too protected, that i should xperience things and then understand how they are cos thinking alone is not enough. And i agree with her, i told her in her face that that is what i want, i want to experience the fear, the sadness and the lonelinee. Because i believe it builds character. But of course even if i want to experience all those, i dont really WANT to experience them , get what i mean? Nvm.

I want to see over the fence that is so clean and protected, see what lies outside, understand what others are feeling, Singapore is safe, it is everything, we can walk along a street at night without fear, we can live our door unlock yet know that it is safe. But evrywhere else, ppl do not have this comfort, the privillege.

Today went to gongs house, superfun, Sharon was there too. We made potato salad but i added e ingredients together. "IT WAS NICE OK u guys ate it too!!! LOL :P U guys should have tried eating brownie with it, it would taste better. " Then went to see some videos, superfunny hitler-like action. Went cycling to by potatos, hahaha. OOO, and the doggy , Coco, is very cute!!! She has nice fur, and looks like a toy. Hehe. Btw, "Gong! You should cleat that fridge of urs, haha,so many opened drinks. What if they are all expired????" We went surfing on the net for various american universities for fun peace joy and laughter, and we got alot of the laughter.

Sat my Merce SLK back home, the top was down and the wind was cooling. Just took a bath and here i am writing while chatting with gong on MSN. All in all, it has been a great weekend thus far and i hope to enjoy it, and study as well of couse. I WANT PIZZA, shall go grab a piece. Pizza here i come!!!

Ciao!

Friday, March 25, 2005

LOL. I got this from Amac's post on the LnC message board. LoL, funny. read it!


ACTUAL WRITINGS ON CHARTS IN HOSPITALS


The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.

Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

She is numb from her toes down.

While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

The skin was moist and dry.

Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

Patient was alert and unresponsive.

Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

Skin: somewhat pale. but present.

The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.


-out-

Monday, March 21, 2005

YOOOZAAAA!!!! WASSSUPPP peeeeps!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?

It'e beeeeeeeen a looooooooooooooooooooooooong long long long long X 100000000000000 time. Well, you get what i mean right?

The one week hols are up. Back to schoool. Oh boy.
Well, did badly for the CTs. Barely pass math. And i mean BARELY. Econs was an AO pass (on the dot too). Lit for RoTN got D-. Well, i'm happy with that one(kinda), cos i expected an F. Sigh. Farewell Unis. Here i come road sweepers!

Nononono... Cannot. Must not. NO! must study. MUST. Life's too short to just throw it away due to the lack of motivation and a chart topping lazy attitude.

Been reading books. Romance novels etc. Susan Elizabeth Phillips Novels rocks!!! Fun and loving all pack into one. Action also(not much). Love her books! Can't wait for the next one! August. August. August. Wooohoo! My fav book is 'This Heart of Mine' bout this girl who has a crush on a football player (think american football, HOT!!! hahaha) and well, she did smth stupid to him (real funny) but at the end of the day after many funny ups and downs they end up together. Real interesting. It is the sequel to 'It Had To Be You'. My favourite series is the Chicago Stars series. The golf one also quite interesting. I have a few more to read but cant find em in the stores!!!!! Been to kino, MPH at cityhall and Parkway, Borders etc. SOLD OUT! I want the Heaven. Texas bk!! aHHHH.

Anyway, went to the NUS, NTU and SMU open house. Quite okay but SMU's one was pathetic - think one band and 4 tables with the SAME brochure on it.

Dad's gonna go to Italy to drive cars for fun with the Ferrari club people (I WANNA GO!!!!!) for 10 days. Rome has nice pizzas. I want one! haha... hmmmmmm.... Krispy Kreme Donuts!!!!!! THE BEST donuts EVER made! Homemade Swiss choc rox!

Well, today went to put petrol in the Lamborgh, damn fun! there was this filter lane into the ECP from fort road and my dad did a sharp cornering and accelerated there. Scary, thrilling and FUN. The car felt like it was gonne flip, but the road holding is good and it is quite a heavy car. The speed was so shiok!!!!! ZRRROOMMMM!!!! Sweet sound of the engine, though i still think a ferrari stradale's (sp?) one is SWEEETER and LOOOUDER!!! Hmmm, did you know a black Gallardo at night looks like a cockroach? haha, well it does. Cant wait for the new F430 (or smth like that) to come out.

I still remember the way the exhaust spit the fumes when they turned on the left hand drive F430 in at Hong Seh Motors. It was FIERCE!!! and sooo nice!!! The noise vibrates in your chset. VERY NICE AND LOVELY.

I love cars. I love speed. I love music. I love LNC! Speaking of it... 77 days 3hrs 55mins 45secs till LnC season 1 comes out on DVD. So far the ratings are great. 5 stars and 4 stars at least. Hope it stays that way.

Well, shall stop here. Just reloaded my tagboard so.. TAG!!!!! lol. Well, ciao!
A plus tart~

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

HEY!!
It's been a long time since the last blog.

Common tests are over. *Phew* and the hols are ard the corner *YEA*. But still have to study for the quick approaching As in only 7 mths time. :O AHH!!!!

Well, bought a skate board today, tried to use it, took off the lifters and tightened the board but it still could not turn. Stupid cheap skate thing. I think i have to buy new trucks and try to see if it works. DAMN! sigh

Well, went to Madeline's house over the weekend, skate board alittle (still learning) played the drums ( SO SHIOK!!!) and of course jammed! hahaha. piano plus guitar plus drums.

Chinese results are out, but i still am not 100 percent sure on mine, i know that i flunked it though. But enough on that.
Things happen for a reason, it just may be a blessing in disguise.

I just re read the book 'ain't she sweet?' HiGHLY recommended!!! VERY NICE!!!!
very funny, and interesting and well, the romance is in there, so who's complaining. ;) hahaha.. wanna get some books from kino and borders. Checked out whether they had the books. Kino ones i know they have. But the ones that kino does not have and borders carry i'm afriad may not be in stock in the singapore shop. *crosses fingers*

Well, gonna watch CSI.
Stay cool and chill dudeS!

LAMBORGHINI AND FERRARI ROX!

Btw, today at the lambor there got this cute guy. Look quite young. And that is fightening. So many young rich ppl these days. The strange thing is that he knows Bro Paul and was asking how he was in school. Weird. At first i thought he was from CJC too, but then he said no. Maybe should have asked. Whatever.

OO, and at the lamborgh there, i spoke with the nice friendly lady whose sister was from SMU (or is in) and we spoke of tigers and Las vegas and Japan. So cool!!!!!

FAST CARS Rox!!!

OO, and i bought tix to Simple Plan concert!!!! who's going!?


well then, that's all for now.
Ciao peeps (bye in italian)
Au reviour (bye in french)
A plus tart! (cya l8tr in french)